Thursday, September 3, 2009
What does this even mean?
This morning I went to a coffee shop to read a book. It was the sort of establishment where you pay for a cup and then fill it yourself from a variety of carafes. One such carafe was labeled: Non-Decaffeinated
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar
I stopped at a Burger King the other night on my way home to pick up some food. As I was leaving with my #1 go-large the gentleman handed me the sack of food and the following dialogue took place:
Gentleman: "You wants ketchup?"
Me: "No thankyou, but may I have some napkins please?"
Gentleman: "What?"
Shift Supervisor: "He axed; he could git some napkins."
Gentleman: "Shooo...I why he dinn'nt axe: 'I could git napkins?'"
Gentleman: "You wants ketchup?"
Me: "No thankyou, but may I have some napkins please?"
Gentleman: "What?"
Shift Supervisor: "He axed; he could git some napkins."
Gentleman: "Shooo...I why he dinn'nt axe: 'I could git napkins?'"
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