Thursday, September 3, 2009

What does this even mean?

This morning I went to a coffee shop to read a book. It was the sort of establishment where you pay for a cup and then fill it yourself from a variety of carafes. One such carafe was labeled: Non-Decaffeinated

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

I Judge You When You Use Poor Grammar

I stopped at a Burger King the other night on my way home to pick up some food. As I was leaving with my #1 go-large the gentleman handed me the sack of food and the following dialogue took place:

Gentleman: "You wants ketchup?"

Me: "No thankyou, but may I have some napkins please?"

Gentleman: "What?"

Shift Supervisor: "He axed; he could git some napkins."

Gentleman: "Shooo...I why he dinn'nt axe: 'I could git napkins?'"